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Need a diet?

I can’t help to giggle when I read all about these magical diet pills, I mean… why?

Just eat wholesome food and exercise…

Or do like I’ve done:

1. Marry a woman that’s a marvelous cook
2. Make a son/daughter
3. Get a couple of dogs
4. Start renovating the house/apartment

First off, good wholesome food is the base of everything, you can’t live on mac n’ cheese (yuck), then get something to do in your spare time.

Children is great for that, they keep you _busy_! Top of with a couple of dogs that you can train and compete with (scent trial is highly recommended). If you still have too much time to kill in the evenings - start renovating your house/apartment!

That’ll do it, and that’s a promise!

Phaseolus Vulgaris - FTW!

This diet pill review site, with big citation marks around the review part… is rather hillarious, oh wait, I think I’ve written something about it earlier… what the heck, here goes anyway.

I (still) think it’s hillarious with “diet pills” - take a pill and it magically removes fat, build muscles, cures cances - and you still can have a 12 slice pizza and a gallon of Coke for breakfast…

LipoSeduction 2250 diet pills contain a 2,250 mg proprietary blend per serving of Phaseolus Vulgaris, Glucomannan, and Chitosan. Phaseolus vulgaris is an amazing, non-stimulant, all-natural nutritional ingredient that is derived from the white kidney bean.

First off… the name… LipoSeduction?

Phaseolus Vulgaris aka. common bean, and in this case the magic white kidney bean… huh? the red ones is the kidney ones, the white ones are the “navy” ones… the amazing bean, buy it for 2¢ a can at Wal-Mart and make a soup.

Glucomannan, it’s a thickener, you can find it in a lot of soups, you know the ones that you just add water too, it’s not bad for you, it’s actually quite good… especially if you have constipation.

Chitosan, here - this is the magic one! Wow! It sure sounds like it… ever heard of “chitin”? It’s the same thing that the shrimp shell is made of… it’s alleged to be a “fat burner”, but there isn’t any proof - at all… however it’s really got at clotting blood, and granulated and impregnated in to band-aids it can save lives.

Do people still believe in them?

I’m talking about diet pills, do people really believe that just by taking a pill - and doing nothing else you can magically loose weight, and keep it?

Sure, they help - otherwise they’d be scams and we don’t like scammers. But if you don’t do something else, like changing your eating habits and start to exercise, they won’t do you much good.

Correct me if I’m wrong…