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Phaseolus Vulgaris - FTW!

This diet pill review site, with big citation marks around the review part… is rather hillarious, oh wait, I think I’ve written something about it earlier… what the heck, here goes anyway.

I (still) think it’s hillarious with “diet pills” - take a pill and it magically removes fat, build muscles, cures cances - and you still can have a 12 slice pizza and a gallon of Coke for breakfast…

LipoSeduction 2250 diet pills contain a 2,250 mg proprietary blend per serving of Phaseolus Vulgaris, Glucomannan, and Chitosan. Phaseolus vulgaris is an amazing, non-stimulant, all-natural nutritional ingredient that is derived from the white kidney bean.

First off… the name… LipoSeduction?

Phaseolus Vulgaris aka. common bean, and in this case the magic white kidney bean… huh? the red ones is the kidney ones, the white ones are the “navy” ones… the amazing bean, buy it for 2¢ a can at Wal-Mart and make a soup.

Glucomannan, it’s a thickener, you can find it in a lot of soups, you know the ones that you just add water too, it’s not bad for you, it’s actually quite good… especially if you have constipation.

Chitosan, here - this is the magic one! Wow! It sure sounds like it… ever heard of “chitin”? It’s the same thing that the shrimp shell is made of… it’s alleged to be a “fat burner”, but there isn’t any proof - at all… however it’s really got at clotting blood, and granulated and impregnated in to band-aids it can save lives.